Missing Wife

[Milt Atkinson]

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for
his missing wife:

Husband: "I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet".
Inspector: "What is her height?"
Husband: "I never checked."
Inspector: "Color of eyes?"
Husband: "Never noticed."
Inspector: "Color of hair?"
Husband: "Changes according to season."
Inspector: "What was she wearing?"
Husband: "Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit."
Inspector: "Was she driving?"
Husband: "Yes."
Inspector: "Tell me the car..."
Husband: "Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333
horse power, teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission
with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting
diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left
door... and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: "Don't worry sir,... we will find your car."